Year archives: 2003

Move on. Nothing to See Here.

Still wallowing in my own filth. Go visit Catboy. Oh, I do have one thing. We saw The Return of the King yesterday. My only review is this: Elijah Wood is one bug-eyed mofo. I kept wanting to push on his giant eyeballs so they’d fit properly into his head.

Happy Day After Christmas

“God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen…” Today I shall do as little as is humanly possible in order to recuperate from the strenuous aerobic workout that is Christmas Day and all the days leading up to it. My family will be observing a very subdued “Boxing Day”, or as we like to call it here in …

Visions of Sugarplums

The year is 1973. We have a six foot tall pine tree in the house. The day we brought it home my sister and I got to help decorate it. It’s dripping with tinsel so that it resembles some sort of psychedelic waterfall and it’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. But, there’s more. …


I’m getting the flu or something equally fun. But, I gotta suck it up, be a trooper and get out there and shop today. Wish me luck that the wolves don’t smell weakness on me. At least I have cough drops. Cough drops are my friends. They’ll get me through this day. Hey, wait a …

Beer Muffins

3 cups Biscuit mix (I use Bisquick.) 3 tbsp.s Sugar 1 Cup Beer Blend ingredients. Spatula the thick batter into a greased muffin tin. Bake at 350° for 15-20 minutes.