Here’s the deal. My husband does not smoke pot. In fact, neither do I anymore, because it makes you say “dude” too much, dude. Actually, I sort of gave it up after my daughter was born. But, that’s beside the point.
Anyway, he wears vegan deodorant. (No, it’s not made of vegans, it’s just not tested on animals.)
The point I’m rambling up to is that it smells just like pot. I asked him today if he was getting high during his lunch hour. He giggled and suggested it was his deodorant, so I took a whiff of his armpit.
The scent is called “woodspice”, but it should be called “homegrown”.
I’ve bought products made of industrial hemp, and it doesn’t smell like that. Nope, not at all. No, it smells like the kind that has already been smoked.
I hope his boss doesn’t decide to drug test him on the grounds that he smells “funny”. Because, if that happens, I’m going to have a hard time not laughing about it. I might bite off my own tongue or something.