A jury pool could be fun. You could get water wings, or play around tossing a multi-colored vinyl ball to the other potential jurors.
Don’t allow yourself to be mislead. No matter what you may have heard, there is no pool. Can you believe that? I imagined a fun-filled day of splashing around with attractive people in scanty bathing suits, and I didn’t even get a chance to get wet. (Unless you count when I spilled coffee on myself.)
The worst part is that I was the only prospective juror to show up wearing a bikini.
Over the next two weeks I’ll be posting more in regard to the adventures I am sure to have while performing my civic duty. I may even try to incorporate some dinosaurs into the mix to spice things up a bit. I’m going to call tomorrow’s piece Jurassic Jury. Oh yeah, I see a movie deal in my future.