Monthly archives: October, 2003

Pair of Tens

There is a level of poker playing that I will never be able to reach, and I’m ok with that. Poker becomes a Zen thing at a certain point. The cards no longer matter. The other guy either is bluffing you or he isn’t, but it doesn’t matter either way, because you have become one …

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart, Elton

I’m so jealous of Ellen Degeneres. On her talk show today she got to lie on the piano while Elton John played “Can You Feel the Love Tonight.” I could die. Can you imagine how amazing that would be? You’d be able to feel the vibrations from every note. Oh. My. God. So, here’s my …

Decisions, Decisions

Michael wants to wear a bio-hazard suit for Halloween, which is cool, of course, but it leaves me with the question of what I can now dress up as that would be suitable accompaniment. I’ve thought of three things so far. 1. A Zombie I’m a big Resident Evil fan, so naturally when I think …