I’m getting the flu or something equally fun. But, I gotta suck it up, be a trooper and get out there and shop today. Wish me luck that the wolves don’t smell weakness on me.
At least I have cough drops. Cough drops are my friends. They’ll get me through this day.
Hey, wait a minute, do cough drops make great Christmas gifts?
In that case, I still hafta leave the house.
I’m gonna die.