I’m considering giving up my morning
cup pot of coffee. I blame the coffee for the fact that I can no longer follow a single thought for longer than three seconds without it running away screaming. So, I’m going to give up my highly caffeinated coffee and replace it with ginkgo biloba tea or whatever that herb tea is that’s supposed to make you less stupider.
The time is right for me to be a little less stupider.
I tell you this for a reason. I’ve started to write approximately fifteen different posts for this site and given up on all of them. My brain walks away after two paragraphs, and I’m left sitting at my keyboard heckling myself as I attempt to piece a few more sentences together.
After several false starts, I give up writing for the day. My inner heckler wins the battle of wits and I skulk away.
Speaking of skulking, you know who’s got it easy?
Sure they’re mindless reanimated corpses but at least they’re happy. It’s not like they’re aware that they aren’t all they could be. Give a zombie a screaming, slow moving, half-clothed woman and he’s content. There’s no inner struggle on his part, no worrying about consequences. He has no agenda, political or otherwise. He just eats brains whenever he can get ’em. That’s all.
What a life.
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Coffee bad. Brains good. Yum brains.