Category «When I Was Fab»

I Love…Thanksgiving In June

We had Thanksgiving dinner yesterday or what we vegetarians consider it to be. I made a Tofurkey with all the fixin’s. So, tonight it’s Tofurkey leftovers. Yum. I have been thinking of the things for which I am most thankful or, if you will, all the things I love. Remember that Tom T. Hall song, …

I Was Demoted

I used to be the smartest person in my household. Well, maybe I never was. But, I did get just a little respect around here. Ok, maybe I didn’t get respect per se, but at least my husband and daughter tried to keep their condescension to a minimum. Now they are out of control. We …

If I Ever Turn Up Mysteriously Dead…

No doubt hundreds of internet porn sites have portrayed bored housewives in a sexy manner. The implication is that in our spare time we love to “service” servicemen. Housewife, in a sultry voice – “Thanks for fixing that troublesome sink, Mr. Stiff.” Plumber, bashfully – “No problem, Ma’am. Always a pleasure…Uh, what are yuh doin’ …

Wax On, Wax Off

Up until last night, I have always used mens’ disposable razors. Although I am a woman, lady razors do not remove what I must assume to be the masculine hair on my legs. Maybe the lady razors are too gentle for my butch, iron pumping hair follicles to take seriously. I cut myself shaving quite …