Directing Traffic
Until I can get a real post up, you should visit Bryan Adams – for he is a righteous dude and a jolly good fellow and the shiznit of shiznits.
Monthly archives: February, 2004
Ack…Poison…Doughnut
I’ve determined the best way for someone to murder me. Just leave a poisoned pastry somewhere in my house. Never questioning where it came from, I’d smile at my good luck and gobble it right down. Hmm. This probably falls into the category of things I shouldn’t reveal in my weblog. But, hey, if you …
Happy Valentine’s Day, Charlotte!
I have a very special daughter who is honest and smart and makes me laugh every day. Here’s some more stuff about Charlotte: Way back when she was seven, she used to sing Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” complete with barnyard noises. “Ode to Joy” is one of my all-time favorites and I have yet to …
Where Yin and Yang Meet and Harmony Ensues
“And I love you so The people ask me how How I’ve lived till now I tell them I don’t know I guess they understand How lonely life has been But Life began again The day you took my hand.” – from “And I Love You So” by Don McLean Some bits and pieces of …
In the “Blogs You Should Meet” Category
Ok, so I almost pissed my pants laughing at this. Pee before you click, folks.
Michelle Meets the Pervert
NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN* Throughout our lives, Michelle and I have taken walks together. We’ve walked through shit, and we’ve walked in sunshine. We have had all of our best talks about shit and sunshine on these walks. This is the story of the night when we walked into a true pervert, and it’s a …