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May 2006
- Ring a Zing Zing
- Fun Food
- The Lawnmower, the Lawnmower, the Lawnmower is on Fire. We Don’t Need No Water…I hate Yardwork Anyway
- Of Pigs and Acorns
March 2006
September 2005
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July 2005
- Would You Have Any Grey Poupon, Be-atch?
- Pizza and Dirty Sheets
- On a Road to Nowhere…Follow Along
- Pizza
- Ghosts of Chickens Past
June 2005
- I’m in the Paper! The Fat One with Coupons!
- I Am a Rock, I Am an Island, I Am Surrounded
- In Your Face, Karma!
- Credentials: Master of the Force, Padawan in the John Cleese School of Silly Walks
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
- Testing My Husband’s Love
- Just Like Kafka – Only Not at All Like Kafka
- Washing Away the Pain
- Dear Benevolent Dictator
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
- It’s a Wonder Her Head Isn’t Flat on One Side
- Happy Day-After-Boxing-Day!
- It Came!
- I Missed the Office Christmas Party So I Could Have a Nervous Breakdown in My Car
- Lazy Bitch Bean Salad
- Oh Fuck, It’s Almost Christmas.
- Watching
- Swans
- Workin’ On It
- What a Girl Wants When a Stranger Calls
November 2004
- Thankfully Yours
- Frankenstitch
- I’m a Sucker for an Electric Violin
- Try Try Again
- Uncle Bick
- My Fellow Americans: What Gives?
- Two Pumpkins
- Vote 2004
October 2004
- I’m Not Gonna Ask ‘Cause He Wants Me to So Badly
- This Looks Like a Job for the Irony Squad
- I’m a Little Bit Bleeding from My Eyes
- My Vegetarian Pledge to Non-Vegetarians
- On My Way to Having the Grossest Blog in the World
- Jaded Youth
- Superman*
- One Reason I Don’t Own a Gun
- Curiouser and Curiouser
September 2004
- It’s the Little Things That Get Ya
- Allergic to Avril
- Doctor’s Orders
- Darn Tootin’
- Anatomy
- The Chair
- Stuff I Think About So You Don’t Have To: Squirrels, Nuts, Etc.
- The Legend of Rachel
- It’s Come to This
- This Sucks. I Couldn’t Even Come Up with a Proper Title
August 2004
- I Shoulda Used a Cheapa Beer
- 1984 Over OU812
- Silver Lining
- Ouchy, Ouchy, Ouchy
- Olympic Moments
- YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
- Missing: One Canary
- If I’d had Popcorn, I’d Have Spilled It
- She Needs Both of Her Hands Free to Scratch Her Butt
- Update on My Cable Situation
July 2004
- We Have a New Pet
- Let Me Call You Sweetheart
- Have You Tried Jiggling It?
- Lazy Daze of Summer
- Stormy Weather
- He Doesn’t Have the Stones to Leave Me*
- Little Thoughts About “Super Size Me”
June 2004
- You Can Do Better, Girlfriend
- It’s Not You You, It’s Meme
- I’ll Send a Message in a Bottle…
- The Princess and the Booger
- My Kind of Town
- It Could Have Been Worse. They Could Have Been Plaid Tights.
- Uh-oh. It’s Her.
May 2004
- Breaking Up
- Water Water Everywhere and Nary A Drop to Drink…Too Sudsy
- Haunts
- The Bell Tolls for Thee
- If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out
- Appreciation
- Weird Searches Version 6.0
- The Air Up There
- All I Have to Do Is Dream
- Priorities
- Procrastination as Motivation
- Ripple
April 2004
- Your Ass Is Not a Hovercraft
- Vengeance Is Best Served with a Light Vinaigrette
- Warning
- I’m a D- Blogger with My Eyes on the Prize
- Boy Toys
- Weird and not in a Good Way
- Debbie’s Jennifer Garner Acting Academy
- Insomnia: Is It for You?
- Just So You Know
- Sour Cream Potato Salad*
- Just in Time for Easter, er, or Something
- How Do You Say “The Movie Sucked” in Japanese?
- April Fool’s Day Is Whenever I Finally Show Up
- Please Take Out Your Protractors and Your Holy Water
- The Light at the Other End*
- Sticks and Stones
March 2004
- Brainstorming Blog Ideas
- *Tossed Salad, Rod Serling Style
- From the “I have No Life” Dept.
- Still Lovin’ Zombies
- Vinegar Dipped Elephant
- How Many Pixies Does It Take to Lift a Scoop?
- Zombies Need Hugs Too
- Feelin’ Love
- Culture Is For Cheeses
- Heartfelt Congratulations and a Thinly Disguised Threat
- Let’s Get Physical
- Wrappers and Coupons and Stubs – Oh My!
- The Passion of Andy Rooney
- The Big C and Me
- Kentucky Shuffles Uneasily
- Karma: Paybacks Are a Bitch
- Me, Myself and I
February 2004
- Techie News
- Busted
- Luggage
- Stuff Clanking Around in My Head
- 1,200 Give Or Take 100
- Trouble in Paradise
- Directing Traffic
- Ack…Poison…Doughnut
- Happy Valentine’s Day, Charlotte!
- Where Yin and Yang Meet and Harmony Ensues
- In the “Blogs You Should Meet” Category
- Michelle Meets the Pervert
- I Can’t Bear It*
- Stigmata
- Sign, Sign. Everywhere a Sign…
- Roughage
- Survey Says…
- Mr. President, Is It True That You Had Corn For Dinner Last Night?
- The Birdcage
- *Searching for God
- Sick
- Anti-Bush Super Bowl Ad CENSORED
- Let Me Count the Ways…
January 2004
- When Two People Love Each Other Very Much But Aren’t in the Mood for Oral Sex…
- Roast
- Making Amends
- Things That Go Bump…
- Naw, Hon, You Look Great
- So Many Issues I Could Fill a Newsstand
- Weird Searches Number Whatever
- Warning: This Post Contains Urea
- *Cheesy Novel Turned Into Cheesy Movie. News at 11
- She’s Tricky Tricky
- Wakka Wakka
December 2003
- Move on. Nothing to See Here.
- Happy Day After Christmas
- Visions of Sugarplums
- Joy…Cough
- Genuflecting Before the Great Gonzo
- Beer Muffins
- 10 inch Pie Crust
- I Want to Put My Christmas Shoe Up Bob Carlisle’s Christmas Ass
- Ah, Youth…
- Coinage
- Booty
- Bully
- When You Can Snatch This Pencil From My Hand…
- I Don’t Feel a Day Over One Hundred Ninety-Nine
- Christmas Decor
- Bougiose Dog
November 2003
- Safety Tips
- On Coffee, Shopping and Giving Thanks
- Wake Up, Honey, the Movie’s Over
- In Honor of a Famous Cat Who Speaks in Rhymes and Wears a Hat
- *Woof
- On the Brink’s of Disaster
- Tooth or Consequence
- Aw Come On, It’s Gonna Be Great
- Sodey Pop
- Cardinal Sin
- Good News and Bad News
- Nostradamus and Me
- Oracle Smoracle
- The Middle of the Night Philosopher Says…
- Back in Black
October 2003
- Introduction
- The Omen
- Girl Interrupted
- Military Supporters
- Stumbly
- Serving It Up
- I’m Not Just Some Sex Object
- Recyclo Babble
- More Mysterious Than Stone Henge
- Pumpkin Bread*
- Lunch Lady
- Elsewhere
- The Snowball Effect
- Confusion Sets In
- You Didn’t Hear It From Me
- Recipes Section
- Vegan Lemon Cake
- Great Expectations
- Correction
- Prime-time
- Jurassic Jury – The First Installment
- Jelly Donuts
- Jury Pool
- Married
- Pair of Tens
- Don’t Go Breaking My Heart, Elton
- Decisions, Decisions
September 2003
- Dress You Up
- Send in the Clowns…Don’t Bother They’re Here
- Things to Do
- Optimist or Pessimist?
- Poetic License to Kill
- This Cat Is Hip…Er, Dog Is Hip…Nevermind
- I Offended Someone
- Misty Watercolored Memories*
- A Mere Shadow of My Former Self
- Dust
- Looks Like We Got Us the Josey Wales
- No Thanks Are Needed – I’m Here to Help
- The Clown Car Experience
- Vegas
- Breaking Ties
- Another 9/11 Link
- 9/11
- Thankful…
- Die Screaming. Muahaha.
- Almost Famous
- True Colors
- Little Shop of Horrors
- Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta
- One Bad Apple…
- Wild Kingdom
- Spammy Goodness
- About Popcorn
August 2003
- Nobody Doesn’t Like Er… Big Boobies?
- Bob or John?
- Powered Up
- So Long, and Thanks for All the Books
- Got Trees?
- Just Flew In
- This Time It’s Personal
- Pot Luck
- Update
- Fair and Balanced Snappy Answers
- Please Not Another Post with Weird Searches
- Ode to Joy
- Have You Seen Them?
- Where Is Silent Bob?
- A Blog in Need…
- Happy Fair and Balanced Friday!
- Tact Is Not His Strong Suit
- You Sleep, I’ll Keep Watch
- I Wish I Was Surprised
- Christmas at K-mart
- Disturbing
- *Krazy Kroger Guy
- Blue
- Yay, me!
- *Arnold’s Butt 2004
- Annoying Link Removed
- Conspiracy Theorist Testifies
- Monopoly and Life – Two Different Games
- *Troubled Water
- Solarcaine and Cigarettes
- Savages
- LOTR Spoof
July 2003
- What’s That Smell?
- Breaking a Record
- Fairy Tale Wickedness from a Real Life Nun
- *A Thin Line Between Love and Fear
- Laughing in the Purple Rain
- When Bad Things Happen to Good Food
- If the Shoe Fits…
- Always Informative
- Play Money
- Peanut Butter In My Chocolate
- Taking a Chill Pill
- Photo Gallery In Progress
- This Is Too Funny
- The War Is Not Over For Our Soldiers
- Dancing Boy Bends Space Time Continuum. News At 11.
- Today’s Topic: Know Thyself
- Buying A Politician
- Played Like A Fiddle
- This Could Be Fun or Incredibly Disappointing
- Still More Weird Searches
- Sean Connery Must Be Stopped
- Anal Retentive Rummy*
- Is This Politically Incorrect?
- Arnold’s Butt Is Back
- An Open Letter to My Mom
- Happy Independence Day!
- Non-Threatening Boys
- Please, Mr. Postman, I Don’t Want a Divorce
- I Miss the Ants
June 2003
- Oops, I Broke the Bread
- Getting This Out of My System
- I Love…Thanksgiving In June
- Taking It to the Streets
- Montezuma’s Revenge
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs and Why Would Miss Manners Call This Woman a Whore?
- Ahoy, Matey.
- Bruce Banner Should Get A Dog
- I Have Monkey Pox
- I’m Such a Lousy Mother
- National Headache Week – Celebrate But Do It Quietly
- I’m so lonely…
- More Weird Searches
- I Was Demoted
- I Wish I Had Pictures, Because I Know You Won’t Believe Me
- Lies and Carbonation
- My Mother’s Favorite Daughter
- Condom Sense
- We Should Build a Fart Shelter
- My Giant Head
- 101 Things
- Twinkle, Twinkle Little Nose
- Tight Squeeze
- Juggling Act
- Drive-In Cannibalism
- The Gilligan Hat
- Don’t Hurt Yourself or I’ll Kill You
- Both Sides Now
- My Affair With A Dead Man
May 2003
- A Short Visit to Margaritaville
- Attack of the Ants
- I Know You Found Me By Accident, But Please Stay and Have Coffee
- The Princess of Pain
- What’s Up Doc?
- Love Is Strange
- Revisions To My John Waters Post
- Director John Waters – Dip A Toe Before You Dive In
- Bored But Busy
- Pull Yourself Together, Clint
- Movie Nostalgia (Giggle.)
- If I Ever Turn Up Mysteriously Dead…
- Fear of Commitment
- Migraines, Torture and Lizzie McGuire
- Happy Mother’s Day
- My Dedicated Reader
- Organized? I Don’t Play an Instrument
- Not Easy Being Green
- Wax On, Wax Off
- Spoiled Rotten
- Links added
- George W. Bush Can Kiss My Fine Middle-Class White American Ass