A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
How do you know if you are too obsessed with your computer in general? For starters, you post a picture of your main Everquest character onto your blog. Isn’t Migli Wiglitoes a cute little Hobbit? The dragon was friendly, so I immediately struck a pose next to it.
The first thing I learned while researching sports-creme products on-line is that you should not eat the stuff. Good to know. You probably shouldn’t put it in your eyeballs either. I don’t know why you would do that, but you’d never be judged for it here. I’m the person who admitted to eating Easy Cheese …
I have a trick knee, and a trick shoulder. My body is the David Copperfield of anatomy, but it’s not smug, just tricky. That’s the reason I’m researching why odorless Aspercreme doesn’t seem to work as well as the stinky menthol stuff. I’ll share my findings with you when I find them. Unless I lose …
If by some miracle you have the vaguest curiosity about why I haven’t been posting, here’s the short answer: It was performance anxiety. Here’s the long answer: My sabbatical started on December 30th. I just didn’t feel like writing that day. Or on the next day. By the third day, I had a couple of …
Still wallowing in my own filth. Go visit Catboy. Oh, I do have one thing. We saw The Return of the King yesterday. My only review is this: Elijah Wood is one bug-eyed mofo. I kept wanting to push on his giant eyeballs so they’d fit properly into his head.
“God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen…” Today I shall do as little as is humanly possible in order to recuperate from the strenuous aerobic workout that is Christmas Day and all the days leading up to it. My family will be observing a very subdued “Boxing Day”, or as we like to call it here in …