A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
ADULT CONTENT This one’s for you, Jules: Beautiful people abound in Hawaii. They are everywhere. I honestly thought almost everyone there was worthy of a full-color poster. I admit I was more than a little enamored with my companion and with the island itself. Perhaps my good feeling transposed itself onto everything and everyone around …
Until I can get a real post up, you should visit Bryan Adams – for he is a righteous dude and a jolly good fellow and the shiznit of shiznits.
I’ve determined the best way for someone to murder me. Just leave a poisoned pastry somewhere in my house. Never questioning where it came from, I’d smile at my good luck and gobble it right down. Hmm. This probably falls into the category of things I shouldn’t reveal in my weblog. But, hey, if you …
I have a very special daughter who is honest and smart and makes me laugh every day. Here’s some more stuff about Charlotte: Way back when she was seven, she used to sing Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” complete with barnyard noises. “Ode to Joy” is one of my all-time favorites and I have yet to …
“And I love you so The people ask me how How I’ve lived till now I tell them I don’t know I guess they understand How lonely life has been But Life began again The day you took my hand.” – from “And I Love You So” by Don McLean Some bits and pieces of …
Ok, so I almost pissed my pants laughing at this. Pee before you click, folks.