We seem to finally be rid of the ants. They must have just gotten bored with my cooking and moved away.
Unfortunately, they have been replaced by gnats. The gnats fly around my face and attempt to drink from my eyeballs. Why is that? I have a glass of water sitting right in front of me, but they seem to prefer eyeball juices.
I have squished a countless number of them on my monitor screen. I need to clean it. It’s covered in gnat guts. But, it doesn’t matter how many of them I kill – they just keep coming.
This post is a cry for help. If you see any ants that look unfamiliar to you and you suspect they are not from your area, please send them back home to me.
Tell them I’ll cook whatever they want. Tell them I’m sorry for trying to poison them. Let them know that I need them now more than ever to help me get rid of these eyeball eating gnats.
Geez, maybe this is a sign of some sort? Maybe next we’ll have locusts, or our filtered water will turn to blood. Who knows?
All I can think of right now is how much I want my ants back.