If you live near Cincinnati, it’s likely that you just heard the whole city breathe a unified sigh of relief. Apparently there are over 331,825 Cincinnatians, and my husband and I managed to annoy each and every one of them during our brief stay.
So, if you were privy to this audible sigh but wondered about the cause of it, well, mystery solved…
Obviously, certain apologies are in order:
You can come out of the basement now. We’re back in Kentucky and everything is going to be ok. I am truly sorry for any undue stress I caused you.
I regret to inform you that the worst has happened — both my husband and I made it back safely from our trip. Go back to the basement.
Apologies in Advance,