I’m not certain as to whether I’m an A-list blogger or not. But, if I had to venture a guess, I would err on the side of caution and assume that I am not an A-list blogger and that I am generally shunned by those who are A-list bloggers.
But, I’m not bitter. Oh no! Not me. I’m biding my time and during this brief interim I shall pretend that worrying about whether you are A-list is a bourgeoisie concern, and I can’t be bothered with it.
I’ll say, “I don’t like labels.” Occasionally, I’ll even throw out, “Who cares about a stupid popularity contest anyway?”
This will make me sound all cool and aloof…
As a direct result of my newfound cool aloofness, the A-list bloggers will all start linking to me, and you can bet you’re sweet sticky buns that when that time comes I’ll be putting a giant A+ in the upper right hand corner of my blog.
When my plan has come full circle, I will be known as Debbie the cool and aloof A-list blogger….Suckas.