As my just desserts for ignoring my blog and not making time to visit your blogs, I just got a near fatal whiff of karmic tea.
It would seem the answer to “What’s that smell?” is, in this case, “The tea I’ve had sitting at my computer desk for over a week.”
Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don’t drink tea!!! And if you find you must drink tea, don’t be the kind of slob who would leave such a thing lying around for weeks.
The smell of the old tea was not quite as bad as that of the curdled milk I once found lying on one of our more underused tables but was worse than almost any other liquid I’ve ever smelled – urine included.
It just occurred to me that “urine included” is rather a strange turn of phrase. Is urine included? Or is it extra?
Nevermind. Just ignore me. I’m being silly. Don’t encourage me in any way when I get like this. Have a lovely day.