My Giant Head

“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.”
– from West Side Story (Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim)

My head is huge. When I need new frames for my eyeglasses, I’m almost embarassed for the optomotrist to measure the distance between my temples.

I also have a big bump on the left side of my head. It doesn’t seem to be growing. But, Michael is hopeful that I might be growing another head altogether. He is sure my new head will have a better disposition than the one I’m using now.

I am a freak of nature.

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