Yep, I got it. I don’t think you can get it from just reading my site, though. I might just go ahead and write a nice eulogy for myself so that no one else will have to go to the trouble of doing it. I’ll start by saying, “Dearly beloved, I told you I was sick. Now look what’s become of me.”
I am open minded enough to consider the possibility that this is only stomach flu. So, however unlikely it may be, if I do survive this trial, I shall make a sincere effort to post something interesting here.