Jelly Donuts

I ate two – count ’em – two jelly donuts. I’m moments away from a sugar coma. I am due in the jury pool room at 12:30 p.m. My coma should be well underway by then.

I sure hope they don’t pick my sleepy ass for a jury today. I wouldn’t feel quite right about deliberating over someone else’s life when my brain is all sloggy and filled with raspberry jelly.

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Comments 6

  • If they do pick you, they can always declare a mistrial on the grounds that the the woman in the back row, in the sugar-induced coma, missed some crucial information. This could be very good for the defense. Hey, they didn’t send you the doughnuts, did they?

  • and yes, I’m full aware of the fact that I misspelled donuts. I meant to do that. Just so you know.

  • Doughnut SHOULD be spelled the way you spelled it. It actually irritates me to spell it correctly. I think it’s slightly hilarious that we have the same idiosyncracy. I have no clue how idiosyncracy should be spelled, so I just keep typing letters until I think I’m done. 🙂

  • By the way, I like the new purple shoe banner. It reminds me of my favorite donut/doughnut/do-nots.

  • Cool. Glad you like it. I generally start hating the design and/or the colors after looking at them for a few days. But, I’ll try to keep it this way for a while. 🙂

  • I’m just waiting to get asked for jury duty. Any lawyer who believes that I will make a competent juror deserves whatever he or she gets.

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