A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
My sixth grade teacher, Ms. Brown, earned my eternal respect and admiration by scaring me practically to death. Keep in mind that my mom rarely let me watch scary movies. This may have had something to do with the fact that I was very prone to nightmares. It’s likely she didn’t want to give me …
Mimi Smartypants made me giggle. She obviously shares my love of penguins and The Purple One. Her weblog is a worthy read.
My Easy Cheese expired on May 24, 2002. No memorial service was held. I didn’t even know it was sick until I tried to squeeze some onto a potato chip and the first four inches were dried out. I’m not exaggerating about this. I had to call Nabisco to find out when it had died, …
Our power was out this afternoon. That will make the hundredth time this year. But, I won’t complain too much, since it inspired me to do something more productive than playing TextTwist. I took the opportunity to clear out Charlotte’s closet of all the clothes that don’t fit her anymore. When something was iffy as …
That’s right, some sites are always informative. Mine is not. So here’s a link that reveals in pictures the complete History of Michael Jackson’s Face. I have a great idea. I’m going to print and then cut out the pictures from that site and make them into a flip book. That way I’ll get to …
“You have to take people for what they’re worth. If you have to sell their soul, sell their soul.” – My sister, Michelle, philosophizing after beating me at Monopoly I am not ambitious or competitive in life. What does that mean? That’s right. I’m a loser. Hey, at least I’m honest about it. I don’t …