THIS POST IS NOT FOR CHILDREN.
So, here’s how it goes. This is where I respond to some actual searches people have typed into their search bar only to find my site. It’s supposed to be funny, but I’m all sardonic and lethargic today, so I’ll make no promises.
Actual search words are underlined. My responses follow.
How to be a crackwhore
Maybe you imagine that you are way ahead of other potential crackwhores, because you are taking the time to research the ins and outs of the job here on the internet. Well, you’re wrong. The other potential crackwhores are out there right now giving blowjobs for coke. Get movin’, girly. All you need to know is that you’ll do anything for crack. Don’t over-think this thing.
George Bush wants to put a man on the sun
Well, no, I don’t think he’s admitted to that. But, he’d probably like to. Especially if we’re talking about a gay man.
horrors committed in the name of god
Well, isn’t that special? Which search engine sent this person here?
Yeah, it’s a crappy website. I don’t update it as much as I should, and it looks atrocious, but I never claimed God had anything to do with it.
Aside to God: I never tried to shift the blame for for this onto you. It’s all a big misunderstanding. Please don’t smite me with a thousand thunderbolts. Thanks. Uh, we cool now, right?
I’m not sure I agree. All photos, or just the ones taken at the DMV? ‘Cause you know the debil crawled into the camera there and they can’t git ‘im out.
So, there you have it. Another weird searches post. Or, if you prefer, another “horror committed in the name of God.”
As usual, I’ll end this with a general thank you to all the porn fans who make this web site popular by doing these searches:
claire redfield porn
snow white and the seven dwarfs porn
wil wheaton naked pics porn
To the person who did that last search I listed, please go ask Uncle Willy himself to supply you with such things. He already told me no.