I’m very disappointed in a certain husband of mine. I’ll call him “Husband X” so that he can retain his anonymity.
But, you should know a wedge has come up in my marriage, and I need your support now more than ever. I can’t let you know which side of the debate I’m on at the moment. Just keep in mind that I’m crossing my fingers that you’re with me and not him.
I’m asking this one time only:
Spider-Man or Batman?