Some day in the future I will be able to plan a birthday party for myself. I’ll buy all the streamers, I’ll send out invitations, and I’ll even bake my own cake. But, the real beauty of it will be that when it’s time for the party it will still come as a huge surprise to me.
That’s how frickin’ absent-minded I’m getting!
I’m so flaky. Pillsbury should sell me in a can.
I woke up yesterday and made my morning coffee. Then I surfed about the internet for a little while. I don’t remember what I read, but it must have been engrossing. Anyhow, while I’m reading, I start getting a hankerin’ for a cup o’ joe, so I’m thinking, “I should go make some coffee.”
When I walked into my kitchen, I swear I was happy as a cat to discover a full pot already setting there.
The coffee fairies came! They came!
Then it occurred to me that I am suffering from short term memory loss, and my joy was stifled almost as soon as it began.
But, don’t worry, folks. Hell, I’m gonna forget this whole incident ever happened quicker than you can say “ditz.”
Coffee fairies are nice.
please send them my way!
Did you like that? I stopped by. Next time I’ll shine your shoes, too.
I’ve always said that the world’s greatest invention will be an embedded device that will remind you what it is you got up to do. Waiting… waiting… waiting…
Hey, they said Newton was so absent-minded during his research that he put his clock into a boiling pot instead of an egg. Maybe you’re a late-bloomer genius, who knows?
Meh. I want Milo fairies.
Ooohhh… lellow… and gweeny-gwayey-tealy coloured blog! Niiiiice change. Very easy on the eyeballs.
Thanks. I like it much better, too. I was getting VERY tired of the purple.