Brainstorming Blog Ideas

Whoever said, “Absolute power corrupts absolutely” was absolutely right in the absolutest possible sense of the word absolute. You see, I have absolute power over what I put on my site, and I indulge myself way too often. But, in warning you that I’m posting this just because I can, I’m hoping to alleviate any guilt I might otherwise feel about boring you with ten or more sentence fragments…

So, without further adieu, I give you

Stuff I May or May Not Blog About

  • Flash Gordon.
  • Toy soldiers and marbles.
  • The turtle accident.
  • The girl who was the direct cause of my riding in the hatchback of very small car for a two hour drive.
  • Is that a big yellow crayon or are you just happy to see me?
  • Bats on the lake.
  • Slippery tennis shoes: Sledding adventure.
  • Billy meets the Buddhist group, and they find him wanting.
  • People lying to me for sport, because I’m trusting.
  • Making out under a fountain.
  • My skiing prowess and lack thereof.
  • Disturbing the dead is damn near impossible ’cause they’re dead.
  • Graveyards.
  • The cardboard skeleton of doom.
  • Lying about finding a dead body.
  • The cop with the keen sense of smell.

Comments 7

  • Hiya,

    You really are trying to make me become a blog addicted hermit who only leaves the house to slay the odd pizza and deal with the people who demand money with menaces, eg gas/light/water bills.

    But you need to give us some form of timetable, Iam not sure my heart can stand the suspense of waiting weeks to find out about “The Turtle”, and also after your last few postings about zombie movies, have the last 5 all resulted from a late night escapade that got out of hand !!!

    Cheers

    Andy

  • dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    Flash!
    aaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaah
    Savior of the universe

    dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    Flash!
    aaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaah
    He’ll save ev’ry one of us

  • Jim,

    Flash
    Ah aah
    He’ll save every man, every woman, every child…

    …LOL I groove on that song. 🙂

  • Personally, I wanna hear about the cardboard skeleton of dooooooooooom.

  • i like smelly things, even cops.

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