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Insomnia: Is It for You?
The benefits of insomnia are as follows:
I can’t think of any. I’m too tired.
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It’s not insomnia. It’s blogging.
Benefits of insomnia:
1. You can catch up on reading all those right wing conservative blogs!
2. One word: Info-mercials!
3. No one will hear you sing the theme song of M.A.S.H. in sync with the reruns.
4. Public Access is a little more raunchy and a lot randomer after midnight.
5. You can count the divits in the ceiling.
6. Neverwinter Nights/Madden 2004. The computer’s going down.
7. Time to make random changes to the cascading style sheets.
8. You can display a certain vague curiosity about why you’re not asleep and pout sexily.
9. Learn exciting new Japanese phrases for Adaptation like “Otsurai desho ga, ki o shikkari omochi ni natte kudasai.” (“I know this is painful, but don’t let it get the best of you.”)
10. zzzzzzz….
Number nine is my fave, Jim. Hilarious. 😀
hmm, unless these comments get e-mailed to you, you’ll probably never see this but, as a fellow insomniac, I greatly enjoy this piece from McSweeney’s:
Value of Netflix
Netflix recently announced increases to their monthly membership fees. Their standard plan lets you check out 3 movies at-a-time. It increased 10% to $21.95. Director Mitch, who recently joined Netflix, upgraded to the five movies out-at-a-time package…
It’s not insomnia. It’s blogging.
Benefits of insomnia:
1. You can catch up on reading all those right wing conservative blogs!
2. One word: Info-mercials!
3. No one will hear you sing the theme song of M.A.S.H. in sync with the reruns.
4. Public Access is a little more raunchy and a lot randomer after midnight.
5. You can count the divits in the ceiling.
6. Neverwinter Nights/Madden 2004. The computer’s going down.
7. Time to make random changes to the cascading style sheets.
8. You can display a certain vague curiosity about why you’re not asleep and pout sexily.
9. Learn exciting new Japanese phrases for Adaptation like “Otsurai desho ga, ki o shikkari omochi ni natte kudasai.” (“I know this is painful, but don’t let it get the best of you.”)
10. zzzzzzz….
Number nine is my fave, Jim. Hilarious. 😀
hmm, unless these comments get e-mailed to you, you’ll probably never see this but, as a fellow insomniac, I greatly enjoy this piece from McSweeney’s:
I Enjoy Taunting Insomniacs
Value of Netflix
Netflix recently announced increases to their monthly membership fees. Their standard plan lets you check out 3 movies at-a-time. It increased 10% to $21.95. Director Mitch, who recently joined Netflix, upgraded to the five movies out-at-a-time package…