Conversations regarding my daughter’s first flute lesson.*
Me – I don’t think Charlotte could’ve picked a better instrument. I really like the flute.
Michael – But, have you ever heard it played badly?
Michael – How did you like your lesson?
Charlotte – Fine. My teacher is cute.
Me – Oh, lord no. Not a teacher crush already.
Michael – Musicians are good-looking, aren’t they?
Charlotte – That’s why I’m destined to be one.
*It was on Monday (the 13th).