Me – Swans will stay in one place as long as they have a mate, but if they lose their mate, they travel.
Michael – Aw. I bet they are looking for their mate then. Like, “Where did she go?” That’s sad.
Me – Yeah.
Michael – And it’s romantic.
Me – Yes, that is romantic.
Michael – If I ever lose you, I’m gonna go looking for red-headed hoes.
Me – I know, honey. That’s romantic.