trees.
ollie and hardy.
Do those words mean anything to you? Well, they don’t mean a thing to me, but I suppose they should. All that came to mind when I saw them was, “What the fuck is this?” Not exactly a Hallmark moment.
Does anyone think I should attempt time travel to find out what I meant by that shit? No? Me either.
But, my hope is that those words are the four trigger words that will eventually bring about memories of my previous life as a deadly assassin and/or pastry chef. I could really use one of those cream bun thingies right now. Ummm. Cream bun.
How do we know you haven’t already attempted time travel? Perhaps Secret Agent Man is concerned his whereabouts will be forwarded to the Temporal Enforcement Authority.
Rosebud.
Just wondering what your reaction is to the most horrible news of the year; i dont mean that scare where the police got called to some school because they thought some kid had taken a gun when it turned out to be a giant burrito. The ever “talented” Jennifer Garner being pregnant. Is the world ready for an offspring from the great genetic material of the Alias chick and Matt Damo.. I mean… whats his face. Oh yeah and go Rockets… nevermind 🙁
Matt Damon is the one who was in that bad poker movie, isn’t he? I wrote an equally bad parody of that, which would be even less funny now, since it’s dated. But, oh how I do love movies that inspire…
Anyhow, to answer your question, I hope they have a beautiful baby boy and name him Rambaldi.