Counting on Carbs to Save My Life

Let’s say there’s this person who is driving home from Kroger, and this hypothetical person is just famished. She’s only had oatmeal for breakfast and it’s nearing half past twelve. We’re talking near starvation here. Half past twelve, mind you. She’s nearing a faint.

Now what if this resourceful woman were to dig into a nearby grocery bag and pull out some delicious King’s Hawaiian Bread ? What if she ripped off a huge hunk of bread to gnaw on while she was driving home, leaving the remainder of the loaf lying gently on her lap to comfort her in her hour of need?

Do you think, perhaps, that since this bread is very big and round and soft that it would cushion this hypothetical idiot in an accident?

Or, do you think I’d require two loaves?

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