A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Sitting in the dark watching t.v. I reboot my phone. The “Verizon” start screen must be making my face glow red. Michael asks, “What kind of demons are you messing with over there?” I rebuff his nosiness. “Whatever kind of deals with the devil I’m making are my private affairs, thank you very much.” He …
I like predators. I do. I even like “Predator 2” with Danny Glover. I get judged harshly over this one, but I think it holds up well as an action movie. They aren’t trying to change the world with these films, so we don’t have to be snobs about them. As far as I can …
So, I am losing my mind to try one of these lemon blueberry bagels. I love and need my carbs. They help me stay bootylicious, you know. (Yes, my references always range between being 5 to 30 years out of date. If you have a problem with that, I don’t think you are ready for …
My hairdresser was in a movie. She said it was an original indy version of a Jennifer Aniston flick called “Catch and Release.” I googled that and found it starred Jennifer Garner. So, I must have one of the details confused. We aren’t close friends, so a call out of nowhere for clarification on this …
The older a person gets, the more she loses touch with her natural body clock. Studies have been done on this. There is science behind it. Now, if I were you, I wouldn’t check this site regularly for unbiased reporting on medical phenomenon. I am both a seasoned hypochondriac and as prone to embellishment as …
Have you seen”The Cobbler”? Well, you don’t need to. It was so bad, it actually pissed my whole family right off. Michael, Charlotte and I all sat around afterward and had a unified bitchfest. The consensus being, “WTF was that even supposed to be?” I think he was trying to do something substantive, maybe? But, …