A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Have you ever met even one person who is happy with his/her driver’s license photo? I’ll assume your answer is “No.” But, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong on this one. Some of you may have heard stories about the woman who got a good picture taken at the DMV, and then, on …
I’ve decided what to be for Halloween. I’m going to be the lunch lady. My costume will go perfectly with Michael’s bio-hazard suit, since most of the food served in a school cafeteria is dangerous to consume.
1. My hubby has a sick sense of humor. 2. Wil Wheaton writes a letter to That Guy who is also known as “that poor bastard who caught the ball at the Cubs game.”
I lied today. Unintentionally. Here’s what happened: I’m patiently listening to a lady named Janet tell me all about her life. I’m nodding graciously at intervals to show my interest and widening my eyes at all the appropriate moments. In case you can’t tell, I pride myself on my listening skills. So, I’m nodding along, …
Savant? Or, are these folks practically pissing themselves over a kid scribbling with paint? I can’t help but be skeptical. Maybe the art critic is getting a cut and laughing all the way to the bank? But, I know less than squat about art, so I put it to you. Bullshit or not?
Psst. Yeah, you. You know that actor Tom Arnold who used to be married to Rosanne Barr? Lower your inner voice. I don’t want him to hear us. Yeah, so, I think he’s on coke. I shit you not. I just watched him on The Ellen Degeneres Show. He says he is smoking a lot …