When Bad Things Happen to Good Food

My Easy Cheese expired on May 24, 2002. No memorial service was held. I didn’t even know it was sick until I tried to squeeze some onto a potato chip and the first four inches were dried out. I’m not exaggerating about this. I had to call Nabisco to find out when it had died, …

If the Shoe Fits…

Our power was out this afternoon. That will make the hundredth time this year. But, I won’t complain too much, since it inspired me to do something more productive than playing TextTwist. I took the opportunity to clear out Charlotte’s closet of all the clothes that don’t fit her anymore. When something was iffy as …

Always Informative

That’s right, some sites are always informative. Mine is not. So here’s a link that reveals in pictures the complete History of Michael Jackson’s Face. I have a great idea. I’m going to print and then cut out the pictures from that site and make them into a flip book. That way I’ll get to …

Play Money

“You have to take people for what they’re worth. If you have to sell their soul, sell their soul.” – My sister, Michelle, philosophizing after beating me at Monopoly I am not ambitious or competitive in life. What does that mean? That’s right. I’m a loser. Hey, at least I’m honest about it. I don’t …

Peanut Butter In My Chocolate

I watch the sci-fi channel a lot now. I have always loved certain shows like MST 3K, but I used to draw certain lines. For example, I would leave the room if my husband, Michael, was watching a particularly bad Deep Space Nine episode or something of equal yawn value. But, now I sit through …