A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Just putting that right out there first, so there is no doubt where I stand. I STAND PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND BARE ASSED SO THAT BUSH MIGHT KISS MY PROUD POSTERIOR. If that seems disrespectful to our DESERTER, uh, Commander-in -Chief then so be it. I feel deeply sorry for the parents who …
Brought to you by the same masters of horror who wrote The Bible and The Koran, comes the new bestseller God Is Gonna’ Get Medieval on Your Sorry Sinnin’ Ass. Personally, I have no fear of God. I don’t think God is out to get anyone. I think he is way too lazy for that. …
Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on. “I do,” Alice hastily replied; “at least-at least I mean what I say-that’s the same thing, you know.” “Not the same thing a bit!” said the Hatter. -from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll I am fascinated by dishonesty in the guise of …