Monthly archives: August, 2003

This Time It’s Personal

This is quite personal, so please don’t read it. What are you doing? I just asked you to stop reading and you totally disrespected me. Fine. Whatever. Just go right on reading then. Yeah, I get a little PMS once in a while. But, more importantly, I get horrible menstrual cramps. By the way, I …

Pot Luck

Here’s the deal. My husband does not smoke pot. In fact, neither do I anymore, because it makes you say “dude” too much, dude. Actually, I sort of gave it up after my daughter was born. But, that’s beside the point. Anyway, he wears vegan deodorant. (No, it’s not made of vegans, it’s just not …

Update

For anyone who was irritated by the comments section, it should be fixed now. Sorry, but we weren’t aware of the problem, because it seemed fine from here. Thanks to the hubby for wrestling with it for me. My hero. Swoon.

Fair and Balanced Snappy Answers

I just noticed when doing a google search that FOX News has a section called “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions”. Gee, I hope Mad Magazine comes forward with a frivolous law suit. I’ll take Alfred E. Newman over Bill O’Reilly any old day.

Please Not Another Post with Weird Searches

The actual search words are underlined. my first rectal exam First there was the best selling book My First Visit to the Doctor, then there was My First Visit to the Zoo, and now finally you can buy the beautifully illustrated My First Rectal Exam in the hardbound edition. Not for the squeamish. free pics …

Ode to Joy

I found my glasses, not only in the last place I looked, but coincidentally in exactly the same place I had looked a dozen times previously. I was contemplating removing the engine from my car so that I could search underneath when I put my hand in the space under my radio one last time …