Die Screaming. Muahaha.
If you like Godzilla and/or nuns who breath fire, you’ll love this. Rubbernun, you saved the day.
Monthly archives: September, 2003
Almost Famous
I invited Jules of lily white intentions to come over and interview me. I’m practicing for the day when I leap out of obscurity and into the spotlight…I feel it coming together. People will see me and cry. Fame! If you’d like to be interviewed, the following rules apply: 1. If you want to participate, …
True Colors
Yeah, the site looks like the easter bunny threw up on it, but at least it’s not depressing. I got tired of the black background. As you can see, the picture of my chucks no longer matches the page, so it’s got to go too. I’ll try to come up with subject matter for the …
Little Shop of Horrors
I’ve mentioned here before that I love my hairdresser. She does a great job on my hair, and I no longer even have to tell her what to do. For lack of a better phrase, I’ve finally got her broken in. In other words, she no longer argues with me about how short I want …
Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta
I’m sitting here at my computer chair, holding my chest like Fred Sanford. Elizabeth, I’m coming, honey! This is the big one. My site just got reviewed, and I’m celebrating by having a coronary. Strange coincidence. I asked one of the reviewers there just today who I’d have to sleep with to speed up the …
One Bad Apple…
We all know how Halloween was ruined for everyone by one psycho who put a razor-blade in an apple. Because of that hateful wanker, you have to either get your munchkin’s candy x-rayed or make sure you examine it all very closely. (Eating half of your kid’s goodies is also an effective Halloween safety measure. …