A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
There is a level of poker playing that I will never be able to reach, and I’m ok with that. Poker becomes a Zen thing at a certain point. The cards no longer matter. The other guy either is bluffing you or he isn’t, but it doesn’t matter either way, because you have become one …
I’m so jealous of Ellen Degeneres. On her talk show today she got to lie on the piano while Elton John played “Can You Feel the Love Tonight.” I could die. Can you imagine how amazing that would be? You’d be able to feel the vibrations from every note. Oh. My. God. So, here’s my …
Michael wants to wear a bio-hazard suit for Halloween, which is cool, of course, but it leaves me with the question of what I can now dress up as that would be suitable accompaniment. I’ve thought of three things so far. 1. A Zombie I’m a big Resident Evil fan, so naturally when I think …