A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
I found my glasses, not only in the last place I looked, but coincidentally in exactly the same place I had looked a dozen times previously. I was contemplating removing the engine from my car so that I could search underneath when I put my hand in the space under my radio one last time …
Sing this as you would the chorus of, “Have You Seen Her?” by the Chilites. Have you seen them? Oh, I check lost and found everywhere I go In a restaurant or even at a picture show Have you seen them? Tell me have you seen them? Oh, I search my car both high and …
We saw Freddy Vs. Jason, and although it failed to be entertaining overall, there was one character in it that interested me. He was very much like the Jay character in the Kevin Smith movies i.e. Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma. By the way, if you haven’t seen Clerks yet, go buy the dvd and watch it. …
I still remember that joyous day when Sean first linked to me. I was so happy to find that anyone actually read this and that I wasn’t just typing into a void. So, I’m paying it forward, if you will. Here.
I made Bill O’Reilly cry. Not only did I make Bill O’Reilly cry, I smacked him on his ass for good measure, because he is my bitch.
“Oh my god! You are SUCH a fat bitch!” That was Michael’s immediate response when he saw me eating my dessert last night. And I’ll admit it did look bad. But, honestly, it was just a couple – or maybe three or four – scoops of ice cream. It looks like a lot more when …