Zombies Need Hugs Too
If you haven’t seen Dawn of the Dead yet, I have five words for you: GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS. In other zombie related news, Resident Evil: Outbreak will be available on March 30th. My shotgun finger is already itching.
Monthly archives: March, 2004
Feelin’ Love
Sending a big thank you out to Jules for mailing me a copy of her dirty feet sex mix. To everyone who didn’t get a mix cd, I’d just like to say, “Ha Ha – usurped. Yeah, I said it. Usurped.” By the way, ten points to anyone who knows where I got that line …
Culture Is For Cheeses
Among the reasons why stupid/silly people shouldn’t attempt difficult crossword puzzles is that conversations like this can ensue: Me – For 69 down the clue is “Bilingual Muppet”, and it’s a five letter word. The only bilingual muppet I can think of is “The Swedish Chef” and he’s not really bilingual either. He only speaks… …
Heartfelt Congratulations and a Thinly Disguised Threat
Congratulations to my sister and her partner on getting pregnant! Michelle has wanted to be a Mom since we were kids ourselves, and I’ve no doubt that she and Sherri are going to raise a healthy, happy and very spoiled child. I’d also like to take a moment to assure her that I’m going to …
Let’s Get Physical
Summer is coming, and that means I only have a few weeks to get myself looking presentable enough to wear shorts without inspiring people to throw up on me. When I get people-throwing-up-on-me-fat, I do weight training in the relative privacy of my own home. This has both good and bad aspects. The benefits of …
Wrappers and Coupons and Stubs – Oh My!
Stace at Daymented was searching for Midol in her purse and found some ancient candy there, which prompted her to ask her readers to pour out their purses and describe the contents they found therein. So, here’s a list for ya, Stace. My garbage dump of a purse contained the following junk: $30 dollars in …