Monthly archives: March, 2004

Brainstorming Blog Ideas

Whoever said, “Absolute power corrupts absolutely” was absolutely right in the absolutest possible sense of the word absolute. You see, I have absolute power over what I put on my site, and I indulge myself way too often. But, in warning you that I’m posting this just because I can, I’m hoping to alleviate any …

*Tossed Salad, Rod Serling Style

You’re traveling through another dimension, not only of sight and sound but of food. A journey into a wondrous refrigerator whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead. Your next stop: “The Salad Zone”… While humming gently to herself, Ms. Debossky places her salad onto the third shelf of her refrigerator. She …

Vinegar Dipped Elephant

Republicans love to photoshop. I know because I just visited a site where a pic was posted of a peace protesor with a sign that read “I *heart* NY even better without the trade center.” Um, hmm. Yeah, PEACE protestors love terrorists. Sad thing is some morons will see that stupid crap and buy into …

How Many Pixies Does It Take to Lift a Scoop?

Some day in the future I will be able to plan a birthday party for myself. I’ll buy all the streamers, I’ll send out invitations, and I’ll even bake my own cake. But, the real beauty of it will be that when it’s time for the party it will still come as a huge surprise …