A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
We’ve all been there. You’re in a relationship and you sense the other party has lost interest. In order to save face and avoid wasting any more time on something that is going nowhere, you break it off first. Maybe you say, “Ha ha. Beat you to the punch,” or maybe you’re far more mature …
Book meme I snatched from Ren.
Andy kindly took the time to interview me, and I’m finally gonna respond. I wasn’t able to do so before I left for Chicago, but better late than never: 1. If you had the power to
My phobias are mind games that I can enjoy playing all by myself, just like solitaire. As I grow older I find I prefer these sorts of head games to the kind that more actively involve other people. This wasn’t always the case. My exes would all be happy to attest that I used to …
The plaintive, mournful cry of an animal becomes clearer as you approach the Holiday Inn. Could it be a coyote? A wolf? A bear? No. It would seem not. For as you tread closer still to the source, you begin to discern some distinct syllables mixed in with the howls and screeches. “I waaanna go …
One day a long time ago, I was working in a dry cleaners and had wet socks. Maybe there’s irony to be had there, but I can’t find it. Call me if you do. Anyway, I was the sole employee in the store that day which meant anything that went wrong was my baby. Additionally, …