Monthly archives: February, 2005

Curiouser and Curiouser

As my just desserts for ignoring my blog and not making time to visit your blogs, I just got a near fatal whiff of karmic tea. It would seem the answer to “What’s that smell?” is, in this case, “The tea I’ve had sitting at my computer desk for over a week.” Let this be …

I Love My Gay Husband

Nothing says “I love you” like a stuffed turtle you knit yourself, right? ‘Cause that’s what my husband got for Valentine’s Day. It wasn’t my idea. He asked for it, so I made it for him. Obviously, my husband is gay and was searching for the best way to spring it on me, and the …

Dr. Two Heads and the Skull of Doom

Hello internet. I hope everyone is well and that none of you have been pining away for me too much in my absence. I don’t have a good excuse as to why I’ve been neglecting the blog – unless you count that I’ve been devoting more time than usual to being a big ol’ southern …