Category «General»

Vinegar Dipped Elephant

Republicans love to photoshop. I know because I just visited a site where a pic was posted of a peace protesor with a sign that read “I *heart* NY even better without the trade center.” Um, hmm. Yeah, PEACE protestors love terrorists. Sad thing is some morons will see that stupid crap and buy into …

How Many Pixies Does It Take to Lift a Scoop?

Some day in the future I will be able to plan a birthday party for myself. I’ll buy all the streamers, I’ll send out invitations, and I’ll even bake my own cake. But, the real beauty of it will be that when it’s time for the party it will still come as a huge surprise …

Zombies Need Hugs Too

If you haven’t seen Dawn of the Dead yet, I have five words for you: GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS. In other zombie related news, Resident Evil: Outbreak will be available on March 30th. My shotgun finger is already itching.

Feelin’ Love

Sending a big thank you out to Jules for mailing me a copy of her dirty feet sex mix. To everyone who didn’t get a mix cd, I’d just like to say, “Ha Ha – usurped. Yeah, I said it. Usurped.” By the way, ten points to anyone who knows where I got that line …