I Want a Robot Army for Christmas
I guess this would be a helpful innovation for the disabled, but I think it will also be a great boon to any dark overlord who might enjoy having a robot army that he could control with his thought projections.
Category «General»
Birthdays
I’m told that, when I was one, I had an awesome birthday. I was trying to walk across the floor and fell into my birthday cake and just dug right in and began to eat it. It must’ve been a helluva good time. Unfortunately, I don’t remember any of this. To this day, Mom regrets …
Nip/Tuck Spoiler
If you’re like me, you were pretty disappointed with the season finale of Nip/Tuck last year. We waited all season to find out who “the carver” was, then we find out it’s a brother-sister team-O’- carvers without any real explanation for why two people would both get the crazy idea that mutilating women is not …
Baby, Why Don’t We Go Down to Kokomo? Um. Cuz It’s Icky. Duh.
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of the Bahamas? Sandy beaches, perhaps? Lovely ocean views? How about rabies? Yes, rabies. What about hepatitis A or hepatitis B? Did malaria jump immediately into your consciousness when I mentioned the Caribbean? No?! Well, you may need to sit down. I …
Anticipation
It’s almost time again for “Deadwood.” If that weren’t cool enough, this show is coming back. Life is good. Or, at least, it will be.
Gross Fucks Revisited
Michael saw some guy standing at a urinal eating an ice cream cone and taking a piss. When he finished doing his business, he switched the ice cream cone from one hand to the other and left the restroom.