A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
We had Thanksgiving dinner yesterday or what we vegetarians consider it to be. I made a Tofurkey with all the fixin’s. So, tonight it’s Tofurkey leftovers. Yum. I have been thinking of the things for which I am most thankful or, if you will, all the things I love. Remember that Tom T. Hall song, …
Men aren’t usually keen on the subtle nuances of female communication. For example Alice might say to her casual acquaintance Susan, “You picked a lovely day for this get together. The food was delicious, and your children are charming.” This could very well just mean what was said. Or, depending on intonation and emphasis on …
I used to be the smartest person in my household. Well, maybe I never was. But, I did get just a little respect around here. Ok, maybe I didn’t get respect per se, but at least my husband and daughter tried to keep their condescension to a minimum. Now they are out of control. We …
I know it seems clich
No doubt hundreds of internet porn sites have portrayed bored housewives in a sexy manner. The implication is that in our spare time we love to “service” servicemen. Housewife, in a sultry voice – “Thanks for fixing that troublesome sink, Mr. Stiff.” Plumber, bashfully – “No problem, Ma’am. Always a pleasure…Uh, what are yuh doin’ …
Up until last night, I have always used mens’ disposable razors. Although I am a woman, lady razors do not remove what I must assume to be the masculine hair on my legs. Maybe the lady razors are too gentle for my butch, iron pumping hair follicles to take seriously. I cut myself shaving quite …