A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
Republicans love to photoshop. I know because I just visited a site where a pic was posted of a peace protesor with a sign that read “I *heart* NY even better without the trade center.” Um, hmm. Yeah, PEACE protestors love terrorists. Sad thing is some morons will see that stupid crap and buy into …
Some day in the future I will be able to plan a birthday party for myself. I’ll buy all the streamers, I’ll send out invitations, and I’ll even bake my own cake. But, the real beauty of it will be that when it’s time for the party it will still come as a huge surprise …
If you haven’t seen Dawn of the Dead yet, I have five words for you: GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS. In other zombie related news, Resident Evil: Outbreak will be available on March 30th. My shotgun finger is already itching.
Sending a big thank you out to Jules for mailing me a copy of her dirty feet sex mix. To everyone who didn’t get a mix cd, I’d just like to say, “Ha Ha – usurped. Yeah, I said it. Usurped.” By the way, ten points to anyone who knows where I got that line …
Among the reasons why stupid/silly people shouldn’t attempt difficult crossword puzzles is that conversations like this can ensue: Me – For 69 down the clue is “Bilingual Muppet”, and it’s a five letter word. The only bilingual muppet I can think of is “The Swedish Chef” and he’s not really bilingual either. He only speaks… …
Congratulations to my sister and her partner on getting pregnant! Michelle has wanted to be a Mom since we were kids ourselves, and I’ve no doubt that she and Sherri are going to raise a healthy, happy and very spoiled child. I’d also like to take a moment to assure her that I’m going to …