A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
I am a liberal. Yeah, I said it. Lib-er-al. I know that being liberal now translates to mean unpatriotic. If in order to say I love my country, I have to say I love George W. Bush too, I guess I’m unpatriotic. What a bummer. I never wanted to be unpatriotic. It just happened. It …
Here’s why I removed the Mark Twain 2004 button from my site. Every time I clicked on the link button to enter the site, I was the 1,000,000th visitor. Click on the link in this post and you too can be the 1,000,000th visitor to the site. Maybe I’m just jealous. My site still hasn’t …
My previous post has something to do with my pet conspiracy theory of the day. I know even in the process of writing said drivel that I’m being just a little paranoid. But, I cannot stop myself. I like Malcolm in the Middle, because I can relate to the characters at times. The episode description …
In Monopoly if there is a bank error in your favor, you collect $200 dollars. In real life if there is a bank error in your favor and you spend the money, you go directly to jail without passing go. The sad part to me is this. If they screwed up his account, why is …
My husband is a programming engineer. In case you are not sure what that is, here is the definition I’ve come up with: Programming engineer – Someone who takes your toilet apart in an attempt to fix it, and then leaves it lying in pieces on the bathroom floor for three weeks. Luckily, we have …
The plaid suit jacket was purple and blue. It was wool with polyester lining, and it was four sizes too big for me. It was sort of David Byrnesque. You remember the Talking Heads video Once in a Lifetime, right? That was way back in the eighties when we all thought video had killed the …