I’m so lonely…

“In space no one can here you scream.” – from an Aliens ad The more I look at my stats page, the more lonely I feel. Only my immediate family and the occasional Googlebot spider ever see my site intentionally. The web is not unlike a smut fortified cereal that is bursting with porny goodness, …

More Weird Searches

This post is a sequel to my 5/28 post. I feel the need to say thanks to all my readers who, while searching for porn and/or leg wax on the internet, have found my site and been frustrated. I have underlined actual words or phrases people typed in to their search bar. Please note that …

I Was Demoted

I used to be the smartest person in my household. Well, maybe I never was. But, I did get just a little respect around here. Ok, maybe I didn’t get respect per se, but at least my husband and daughter tried to keep their condescension to a minimum. Now they are out of control. We …

Lies and Carbonation

Remember the old joke,”That girl is like 7up. She never had it. Never will”? I do. I also remember the 7up ad the joke was based on. Of all the giant corporations I trust*, without question, because I know they always have the publics best interests at heart, I guess I love the 7up the …

My Mother’s Favorite Daughter

Understandably, I am my Mom’s favorite* daughter. Naturally, my sister, Michelle, is terribly jealous of this fact and, to this day, refuses to acknowledge the truth of it. She can be a bit short-sighted in this area, so I have to remind her of my superiority whenever we meet. That’s what keeps us close – …