A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
My greatest challenge when I get my hair cut is getting the hair dresser to fully grasp just how much I don’t ever want to have to do anything to my hair ever again. No matter how many times I see a hair dresser he/she is always surprised at how much hair I want cut …
About halfway through The Lizzie McGuire Movie, I screamed out, “Stop! I’ll tell you what you want to know! Just please don’t hurt me any more!” I have a nine year old daughter – I have had to sit through a lot of really bad movies. The Lizzie McGuire thing was exceptionally bad. Someone must …
I love you, Mom. Can I borrow some money to buy you a gift? I lost all of our money at Caesars Indiana. It is the thought that counts after all, and I thought i’d win. Blame the casino, if blame must be placed. I don’t like finger pointing myself. You taught me that, Mom. …
I don’t have much of a following. That’s sad, because I already bought the Kool-Aid and arsenic. Is arsenic still in fashion? Maybe quinine is the poison of choice now. Or, maybe, I should just pass out cigarettes and let ’em die slow. In any case, my reader is very encouraging. He’s my husband, and …
Since it’s still Friday for an hour, here are my answers to the Friday Five questions. 1. Would you consider yourself to be an organized person? Why or why not? I am not organized. I long to be organized and strive for it in my daily life, but it is always just beyond my reach. …
It’s not easy being green, but it’s much easier than it used to be. I am a vegetarian for the simple reason that being one is less damaging to the environment. My husband is vegan. Neither of us is overly crazy about vegetables. I was a vegetarian as a teenager, and it’s amazing I didn’t …