Category «Movie Reviews»

If I’d had Popcorn, I’d Have Spilled It

The Village offered up a few surprises and a nice little love story to boot. Go see it. Now. My inner dialog during this movie: “WTF?” “Oh, that’s sooo sweet.” “Oh my god! NOOOOO! I can’t frickin’ believe this.” “No, don’t let her go!!!!” “Damn. I jumped pretty high just then.” “WTF!?” “WTF?!”

Cardinal Sin

I just started reading The Thorn Birds. It’s the book that inspired the steamy 1983 made for television mini-series of the same name. I haven’t read much of the book yet, but I adore the mini-series. The first time I watched it, I remember being afraid my mom would come into the room, catch me …

Oracle Smoracle

We just saw Matrix Revolutions. I guess I liked it better than Matrix Reloaded, which I didn’t like at all. If I had to sum it up in one word, my word would be, “Blah.” But, the one thing gets to me about this movie – and all the matrix movies, really – is that …

The Omen

I don’t hit my kid. But I’m here to tell ya – that Damien boy needs a spanking! There are some misbehaviors that merit more than a “time out.” “Don’t try to kill your mother, Damien. That’s naughty.” See? It just doesn’t ring true. A good ass whipping is what’s called for in this case.