A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
We had beans tonight. I won’t say who the culprit was, but one of us farted. It smelled bad enough that we all had to step onto the back porch to escape it. I think we all need fartypants for nights when beans are served. Here’s a great website dedicated to fart facts and trivia. …
“I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn’t me tonight.” – from West Side Story (Lyrics by Stephen Sondheim) My head is huge. When I need new frames for my eyeglasses, I’m almost embarassed for the optomotrist to measure the distance between my …
1. I love to sing, especially with my daughter, Charlotte. 2. I am a vegetarian. 3. I am in love with my husband, Michael. 4. We have been friends for 19 years. 5. My girlhood dream of marriage never involved me walking down an aisle. 6. I wanted to get married in a hot air …
Bewitched is being re-aired on TV Land. Unlike The Brady Bunch, Bewitched doesn’t need a laugh track. You know where the funny parts are, because they are actually funny. What a concept. I intend not to miss an episode. But, I do have a couple of concerns regarding my favorite t.v. family. One thing that …
I took my daughter, Charlotte to Kentucky Kingdom today. We rode a couple of roller-coasters. The seat on the wooden coaster was pretty small. I almost had to grease myself up to get out of the seat when the ride was over. It makes me wonder if we should have gotten ice cream afterward. I …
Michael has decided that Charlotte should learn to juggle. He is going to teach me too – even though he will be teaching an old dog new tricks. We had our first lesson tonight. He makes it look easy, so it’s fun just to watch him. We practiced throwing a stick into the air and …