A bored housewife jousts at windmills, pokes fun at everything from leg wax to Miss Manners.
My husband is always trying to instill a healthy fear of strangers into Charlotte. Here’s what I heard of this morning’s lesson: Michael – So, what do you do if Michael Jackson shows up at your school? Charlotte – I scream and run away. Then I go to the office and tell them I’m sick …
My sister is dangerously insane. We went out with her for Thanksgiving on Wednesday, but because she was out of town and couldn’t be with us on Thursday, I was obligated to go Christmas shopping with her yesterday. So, I decided first thing yesterday morning that I would need caffeine to survive the ordeal that …
The Cat in the Hat was so boring that I almost wish I had stayed home and done housework instead. My husband actually fell asleep about mid-way through. I stayed awake and waited for the good part. It never came. Charlotte said it was “just ok.” She’s nine. So, for the record, our collective review …
If you know what’s best You’ll avoid our happy nest On this day over all the rest. Today we’re speaking in rhyme Pretty much all the time. It can be a little diconcerting And after a bit, your ears might start hurting.
Ruff, ruff, ruff ruff. Grrr. Woof, woof, woof. Grrrrrrrr. Arooooooh. Growl. Woof. Woof. Bark. Howl. Ruff, Wrebbie *For human translation of this post, click extended entry.
First off, this is a self-indulgent post. By self-indulgent I mean I’ll enjoy writing it more than you’ll enjoy reading it. But, I can’t resist this topic anymore. I’ve held it in for too long. The persons handling advertising for Brink’s Home Security should be fired. Not just fired from their jobs but literally set …